Everybody must have watched an anime so epic that they can’t really seem to get over it. Something like Kanokon? Damn those pantyshots and big boobies. Why can’t I be like that Kouta bastard? Curse and swear, real life is so unfair! *Ahem* As you can see such hangovers is very dangerous and should be avoided at all cost. In this post, I shall teach you how to get on with life after watching epic anime(s). Animu animu fap fap Shouryu loves fapping.

Shouryus lovin it

Shouryu's lovin' it

Imagine this scenario, it’s school holidays and you’ve watched plentiful of animes (by any means that you yourself knows best). Some animes left such deep impressions that you’re repeating those various scene over and over again in your mind. No! not there! I don’t want my virginity to be taken away like that! NOOOOOOO! Stop it!!! I was planning to give my virginity to my boyfriend! nooooo…….

SHRIEK!

SHRIEK!

Then before you know it, school starts even before the shows that you’ve planned to watch are released – like it doesn’t happen all the time. Being a new school year, you drag your feet to school mumbling about various animes that you’re going to watch and reminiscing on various flashbacks of any animes or shows you’ve watched. Then you see one guy trying to hang himself, and with your current state of mind, you’re thinking nothing much and think he’s just trying to grow taller. Fat hope in joining the national basketball league, you thought to yourself.

Im not dying! Im trying to get taller!

I'm not dying! I'm trying to get taller!

Continuing your  nonchalent trip to the school, you’d meet up with your old pals from the previous years and a march to the school shall begin. WATASHI WA ZERO! I HAVE RETURNED! Then, there is a commotion at the schoolyard. Curious to see what happened, you squeezed through the crowd to see what is happening. A huge dog is growling maliciously and all the students are afriad of it. One of the students now rush to find for a teacher to help, but now one girl walks calmly towards the dog and offers her hand. The dog starts to gnaw on her hand and blood trickles down her hand. Soon after, another girl walks up and offers her lunchbox to the dog. Seeing that the commotion is over, the  crowd slowly disperse and eventually only these two girls are alone with the dog. You see that they’re getting quite compatible and you start to fantasize… As usual, it’s just the usual boys fighting over who’s penis is longer. Bahhhh crap. You continue to walk towards the classroom as the morning bells begin to ring. Not going to be great to be late for school huh?

mai

Watashi wa Zero! I HAVE RETURNED!

Watashi wa Zero! I HAVE RETURNED!

Being in a new class this year, introduction is of course a must. 我毕业于东国中,叫做凉宫春日。 我对普通的人类没有兴趣。你们之中要是有外星人, 未来人,异世界的人,超能力者,就尽管来找我吧!以上。Everyone will be saying the same things over and over again, and so shall you. Just the usual “I’m xXx, I hope to have a great year with you guys” will suffice. No, don’t try something funny or something funny might happen to you.

Haruhi Suzumiya

As class lessons start, you’ll eventually get bored and being lucky as you are – your seat being near to the window- you start gazing out of the window. A fair-skin girl is standing alone outside in the courtyard even though its snowing outside. Succumbing to your pedo needs, you decided to find her during lunch break. There is nothing of interests out there, with only just a few cars passing by occasionally. Unable to stand the boredom, you began to lie your head down on the table and begin to sleep.

Hunting her down for your pedo needs?

Hunting her down for your pedo needs?

Amazingly, you manage to wake up just in time for lunch break. And you find out that somebody is missing from the class even though the class has just been dismissed. Is she finding a classroom for her secret activities? Being familiar with the school environment, you decided to visit the library to waste off the break time, considering the canteen would be full of people and condemning you to eat while standing.

Secret... activities?

Secret... activities?

What will happen next? Will Izumi Konata actually be your classmate? Do you feel that Suzumiya Haruhi is the person sitting behind you? Seeing Misaka Shiori near you lately? Part Two will be posted in a few days time.

STAY TUNE!

STAY TUNE!

Credits : www.coucoucircus.org/ost/generique.php?id=1496
www.batrock.net/anime/?cat=132

http://lustrousrealm.wordpress.com/2008/03/15/the-best-of-spring-animes-2008/

http://world-of-fantasii.blogspot.com/2008/10/code-geass-r2-just-finished-screaning.html

http://www.moetron.com/2008/06/06/haruhi-s2-newtype-scans/

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