Recently , I read an interesting article and decided to blog about it. The article is about a university module on the topic “pornography”. Below is the full transcript of the original article in Chinese . The bold  text is the subheading for the article .  I will also add my interpretation/translation for the article in English to show off my “fabulous translating” skill.

Credit/Source: http://www1.tvbnow.com/redirect.php?tid=563495&goto=lastpost

大學辦“色情片分析”課,女教授播A片講解– A pornography module is being set up in a Taiwan university.

(台灣‧台中31日訊)大學開辦“色情片分析”課,女教授在課堂上放A片!靜宜大學大眾傳播系本學期開設“色情片分析”課,課堂上播放A片供學生討論。
學生前天分組報告,有人認為色情片不只有肉體性慾,更有深層的男女主權意識。
也有學生打趣:“擔心成績太高,不曉得怎么對父母解釋!”
開課的助理教授陳明媚說:“多數人羞于談論情色,但這又是不可或缺的生活元素,有必要排入課程。”

~ Pornography is da best!!! It must be a creation of a genius by using the Newton 100th law !!! Parents thinks that watching pornography online is good , because it gave their children free virus!FREE VIRUS! Can you imagine that? How often can you get something free while online!! Not only that , studies have also shown that  pornography is the essence of human life ,it build out the foundation for our boner!! It is so awesome that it gave us a BONER!! Other research has also shown that by masturbating while watching porn , you can live a healthier life!! It’s effect is even said to be  better than Essence of Chicken with Cordyceps. Even that worm like veggie can’t hold a candle when compared with porn. Some students even confessed after classes saying,We are not ashamed when we watch porn; it is our life!”

“色情片分析”開放選課時,有近百人選課,第一周上課后,約60人打退堂鼓;絕大多數是因發現“上課不光是看A片,還要討論、研究、寫報告”。
陳明媚認為,多數人視情色為“關起門來談的事”,但透過A片去學習性知識、看過A片的人比看過奧斯卡名片的人還多,值得討論。

~When the module is introduced , there are about 100 applications , but not long after the class starts , 60 students decided to quit . They just couldn’t comprehend the thoughtful insights found in pornography!! Remembering technical terms like blow job is too DIFFICULT!!! Some dropouts said that it is even more complex than calculus and quantum physics! All this shows that the study of pornography is deep, “Evangelion” type of deep . We should by all means look beneath its surface and analyse it thoughtfully and replay it for 100 times on loop! By doing that , you may discover that pornography films are better than most of the OSCAR films.

學生:認識兩性平等權Student: Porn teaches me about equality for both sexes
學生林聰維說:“上課后才發現,很多情色片有強烈男性主義,例如口交採俯視角度,就是明顯例子。”
學生曾怡婷則說:“媽媽知道我修這門課后一度不諒解,男友也覺得怪,但一學期下來,我對女性主權意識和兩性平等都有更深刻的認識。”
中央大學性別研究室何春蕤教授認同陳明媚做法,認為生命中必然會發生“性”問題,這是可理性研究及討論的知識。

~One of the students gave this statement: After attending this course , I found out that blow job feels good.

Another female student said: My parents and my boyfriend are very understanding when i take up this course . They feel that my skills will improve from this course. They wished that I can make their CHIN CHIN KIMOCHI!

The professor also added that: You can run , but you can’t hide. Porn is your life! Accept it, and be happy .

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Porn is education , that's why tony taka is the best lecturer

Porn is education , that's why tony taka is the best lecturer

*The above interpretation/ translation is inspired by a post from TJ_Han , RIUVA. I will also like to thanks nyoro~n fansub for the idea of a parody sub

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