I uploaded this just for snorlax . Ripped from 4chan /c/ by anon.

I uploaded this just for snorlax . Ripped from 4chan /c/ by anon.

You can analyse someone personality by observing which type of anime girl do they prefer. Today , I am going to do an analysis on the personality type of someone that like cute anime girls .

First thing first , we are going to list out common traits or sterotype of a cute anime girl.

Traits of cute anime girls:
1. They are slightly retard . Retard to me is define as no common sense / over clumsiness / act in illogical way /klutzy.  So a sterotype rich lady that knew nothing about the commoner’s life is considered retard to me too. Even those girl with good academic result but have any of the definition above are also considered retard , the like of Kotomi belongs to this group.

Ayu from Kanon is a good example for this trait . Not only dose she have no common sense , she is gullible and naive too . Who on earth will bang into a tree and said uguuu? Who on earth will spin around and around to look for wings on her bag? I will answer that for you , a retard girl .

Although being retard look like like something negative , but you must understand that anime is made in Japan . Japanese have the ability to turn noble ancient warriors into big breast girl for your eye candy. So you must understand that they will also have the ability to made mental retardation into something you will  penchant for.

Mental retardation is  moe-inducing  . Moe in other sense is cute regardless . You will want to protect girls that are retards because it is most likely that they will get into troubles . This is one of the reason why retarded girls are appealing to the viewers , you just can’t bear not to be their guardian angel and see them get hurt. Not to mention , the expression of a retarded girl after doing something retarded is always priceless . Their action are always out of logical thinking so much so that you find them being cute. An example of such is pikachu rubbing it’s face endlessly . Don’t you find it retard and cute for a rat to rub it’s face out of no logical reason? pika Although not all cute girl are retard , but I will said most of them belong to the retard group. ;Akari from Aria , Ayu and Makoto from Kanon , Fuko from Clannad , Yuuhi from Akasaka , Ranka from Macross Frontier and all the kltuzy charcaters.

2. Most of them have physical size that  is smaller than usual . Their health isn’t any better .This is so because a smaller size and a unhealthy body can be equate to more vulnerability . It is like what we mention above , being more vulnerable means that we, the viewer will have more of a  urge to protect them . Coincidentally , all those girl that is vulnerable are girls that are cute . Suzumiya Haruka from Kgne is a good example .

Another reason for having a small physical size is the word call “Loli” . Everyone love babies and little children, they are so small and cute . So being smaller in physical size is to represent the essence of cuteness gather from babies and little children. Konata , Ayu and every loli from Strike Withces are good examples.

Seriously , she is 18.

Seriously , she is 18.

3. Girl next door , nuff said.


Viewers that is penchant for cute girls are most likely escapist due to the fact that  finding someone with the trait of a cute anime girl in reality is totally impossible . You can’t find retard in real life that can be on par with the anime counterpart . Real life retard  is not moe at all , you will get annoyed by their stupidity than finding them appealing . At the most , you could find someone that is klutzy . But it will be a rare find for klutziness level that is  just right.  Since it is a rare find , loser like you and I who watches anime won’t even stand a chance at all . So due to all these circumstances  , we will most likely turn back to 2D girl to do our fapping. The thought of  having a 3D girl as a girlfriend will never cross our mind  due to the fear of getting reject. Take note of the usage “we” here . It supplied you with a subtle hint of me belonging in this group.

Personalities :  Introvert ,  nice guy , won’t take the initiative most of the time , afraid of rejection in romance, guilty complex ,  prefer kissing over sex ﹐prefer appearance over figure and conservative in action.

The above personalities are for those that  prefer the cute girl personality type over any others  for  90% of the time no matter how annoying they are. But please do note that it does not apply to everyone since some chooses cute girl due to their appearance and not for their personality . And not to mention , the personality test does not cover a wide range of scope , so it being not applicable to most people would  be understandable.

* Contents constructed, created , analysed and presented  by Shouryu , the master of lying; Present participle of lie.

~next installment~ Analysis of people that have a penchant for sexy girl .

Disclaimer: If you don’t like my usage of the word “retard” , send a hate comment to this post. You can aslo choose to delete away the ysis in the word “analysis” too, that will show you what I am trying to be using this post.

If you can't get girls , monkey and dog aren't bad too. Ripped from 4chan again

If you can't get girls , monkey and dog aren't bad too. Ripped from 4chan again