Report report …. …. ok , recieved , got it ,over .

We just received a report from our spy saying that one of our group member will undergoes transgender operation and severe plastic surgery in order to become the next Haruhi . He( She in future) also decided to buy a wii  to play the Haruhi dancing game in order to learn every posture of Haruhi . It is always his dream to become a lesbian  and perform lots of Haruhi’s tsundere moment. For now , he is a gay that uses gay emoticon like a gay. But don’t worry , after transgender operation , he will be a lesbian . Report also said that he will not cut away his dick , so you  can enjoy some funatari action from him , especially that anime girl with penis guy.

Prove of wanting to be haruhi

He is synchronising with the clock.