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I have a conversation with my friends, we talk buisness. Our buisness ideas were masturbation game with a fleshlight controller and sex toy humanoid. With motion technology being so mature now, it won’t be surprise that there exists a controller that acts like a flesh light where you can insert your penis and make thrusting actions to control ingame action. By ingame action, I of course meant ingame sexual intercourse.

Otherwise, we can utilize kinect motion censor where it will detect your hand stroking your dick and display you having sex with hot woman… …

Getting back to Un-Go. Un-Go has the most realitisc potrayal of AI. Instead of saving the world or question about humanity while trying to conquer the world, AIs in Un-Go are sex toy humanoids.  If you think about it, this would most likely be the outcome for AI technology.

I wouldn’t be surprise if such products will surface after just one year when AI became ubiquitous. For one, it is easy to justify its existence and secondly, programming something for a single purpose of sucking your cock is definitely easier than programming it to clean your house.

If said AI sex toy humanoid doesn’t surface, I would be sure to make it happen. My parents would hate me but I would most likely outlive and earn more money then them after I change my name into Changdotnet and monopolize the industry of sex toy humanoid by patenting tons of shit and sue anyone who remotely infringe my patent.

Un-Go gave me the idea, it also supplied me with the justification of sex toy humanoid and how to go about it programming android to pleasure you. Blame Un-Go because people fall.

I deserve a noble prize by saving children from pedophile with this AI Loli Sex Toy


Sword for Truth by the late Osamu Dezaki(Citation needed) is the journey to the truth. It is a tale about an asshole who love to kill and have sex and have ambiguous motive journeying around the world, killing, having sex and having ambiguous motive. Being such an asshole, we should call him asshole from now on in this post.

Take a guess who is the asshole?

The plot starts off with a white tiger on loose for some reason and people got killed. Said asshole shows out and slash the tiger into half. This is clearly a realistic portrayal on how naive animal rightists are. Give stupid rights to endangered animals will get you killed. Sometimes, you should just outright slash them into half if they try to eat you. Of course, you can also interpret this sence by tying it with the philosophical “to be or not to be” situation because determining between letting an endangered animal eat you or survive by killing them is a difficult morality choice.

Next scene, female thief tries to steal from asshole, asshole slashes thief’s shirt to expose breast. Thief got shocked and stand still like a dumbass. This scene is clearly a criticism on gender inequality and how female has certain responsibility in this inequality. You see, if said female thief is not so shocked by having her breast exposed, she might have the chance to steal from this asshole. It clearly indicates how all female population shouldn’t be so shy about showing their boobs, men can show their boobs everyday without hesitation and they don’t get all shocked and that’s why unless women can do the same, there wouldn’t be equality in this world.

Cut to scene where ninjas try to kill asshole in a temple:
This shows that people are bound to harm you if you are an asshole, no gods or buddha in temple can save you from ninjas. Unless, of course you kill all the ninja and make yourself a bigger asshole, which said asshole unsurprisingly did.

I guess I will stop here for now because it is only 10 min in and this is the amount of deep lessons you can take away from this show. I might just become a professor if I continue to watch such thought provoking and educational cartoon.

It also have something to do with lesbian sex later on.

Whenever I watch anime now, I will compare the character’s dialogue to Shinjuurou by asking myself, “What will Shinjuurou say in this instance”. “People fall, we grovel and desperately strive to keep on living our undeserving life.” or something along that line is what he will say and when you think about it, is the ultimate badass dialogue that can handle very single situation out there.

For example, let’s take the one and only dialogue that is close to remotely good from that “exposition dump, tell don’t show because I am a VN writer Madoka” when they talk about killing animals. Kyuubey, the most reasonable character in that cartoon who eats his own remaining like how dogs eat shit, told Madoka about how humans kill animals and don’t give a shit because animals are stupid. Of course, Madoka being a pansy ass can’t give a good argument and plays the card that all women play when they are overwhelmed by logic, which is of course cry and shout “SHUTUP, don’t hurt me, I shit pink shit” like a faggot.

Now, substitute Madoka’s reaction with Shinjuurou’s ultimate badass dialogue and see what happen.

Kyuubey: Humans kill animals and don’t give a shit because animals are stupid.
Shinjuurou: People fall, we grovel on ground and struggle to live out our undeserving life.
Kyuubey: Err, whoa, totally didn’t expect that, I love you, let’s conquer the world… … with SCIENCE!

And they fly off to the universe and shout GATTAI and robots fly everywhere while nuclear missile are shot from your ass to destroy every planets out there.

Kimi ga Nozomu Eien: The girl I like got bang by a car and die… not. Which really complicates issue so maybe it will be better if she just dies.

Planetes:Lets pick garbage in space and terrorist.

Wings of Honneamise: Watch me build up for 2 hrs just to shoot a rocket.

Millenium Actress: I chase after this unknown guy because it is awesome.

Only Yestarday( Omohide Poro Poro): Watch me talk about menstruation and agriculture.

Hajime no Ippo: I cannot fall down because I must show the advertisement for my mama’ shop on my butt! Totally don’t give a shit and fall down everytime after that match.

Haibane Renmei: Walls and birds have something to do with sociology according to moesucks.

Kawamo wo Suberu Kaze: This bastard son is yours! You.. you… baker with beautiful fingers!

Mugen no Ryvius: I want to fuck my sister bwahhhh, I am so sad. I totally contribute to nothing but act like I am awesome only in the last episode. You bastard aniki! How many times do I have to tell you that I am not from Gundam Seed! Kono Yaro!

Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai: Anal.

Ok ok, I will stop it with that obvious hack joke already.

Anal, I give you one! <- Totally inside the anime’s script when the ghost girl stick a sticker on Anal’s gameboy.I swear.

*Cue dramatic cry scene for the hundredth time.

Some Character: ANARU!

Me: Yeah, you like sticking in the wrong hole huh?

… …

Fuck,I  feel like such an asshole.

The show is good, I like it, it is not boring.


That’s all because writing 1000 words for a Japanese Cartoon while getting all sentimental and serious makes you look like a *****.


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