I have devised a formula on how to determine whether a show has bad dialogs. All you need to do is quote the dialogs of a show and say them out loud. If you are embarrassed by it then the show has shitty dialogs.

For example, try this:

So how about we become monsters together…
And turn this world upside down?
So that… nothing bad… or sad… would remain.
Destroy, destroy, destroy it all!

I felt like an asshole after saying that. Now I want to kill myself.

Now, try this:

Fuck you

Now I feel good and cool. Clearly, fuck you is the best quote and dialog that any human being can devise.

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