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Whenever I watch anime now, I will compare the character’s dialogue to Shinjuurou by asking myself, “What will Shinjuurou say in this instance”. “People fall, we grovel and desperately strive to keep on living our undeserving life.” or something along that line is what he will say and when you think about it, is the ultimate badass dialogue that can handle very single situation out there.

For example, let’s take the one and only dialogue that is close to remotely good from that “exposition dump, tell don’t show because I am a VN writer Madoka” when they talk about killing animals. Kyuubey, the most reasonable character in that cartoon who eats his own remaining like how dogs eat shit, told Madoka about how humans kill animals and don’t give a shit because animals are stupid. Of course, Madoka being a pansy ass can’t give a good argument and plays the card that all women play when they are overwhelmed by logic, which is of course cry and shout “SHUTUP, don’t hurt me, I shit pink shit” like a faggot.

Now, substitute Madoka’s reaction with Shinjuurou’s ultimate badass dialogue and see what happen.

Kyuubey: Humans kill animals and don’t give a shit because animals are stupid.
Shinjuurou: People fall, we grovel on ground and struggle to live out our undeserving life.
Kyuubey: Err, whoa, totally didn’t expect that, I love you, let’s conquer the world… … with SCIENCE!

And they fly off to the universe and shout GATTAI and robots fly everywhere while nuclear missile are shot from your ass to destroy every planets out there.

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