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I watched 7 episodes of it and it is terrible. People say that it gets good after 25 episodes so I skipped to episode 26 and it is still terrible. Then I read that it’s actually after episode 30 that it gets awesome. The whole show is 49 episodes. I am pretty sure I don’t need to elaborate on that.

GaoGaiGar is terrible because it’s your generic monster of the week show. It’s predictable and formulaic. A basic episode goes like this, bad guy turns angry civilian into robot. Good guy transform into giant robot, execute finishing move, turns bad robot back to civilian and the end.

There are no adversaries, no climaxes and no up and down because it’s so predictable. The good guy would always win and even if there’s some trouble, there will always be new tools and other deus ex machina shit( which by the way, are totally toy commercial products) appearing and save the day. Never once you felt any tension or danger for the main character because it’s clearly a kid show where there isn’t really a payoff at the end of an episode.

There are no manliness, no hotbloodiness because there are nothing that would beat the main character down to the point where he would need the power of wills and guts to overcome his adversaries. There are no big bad speech that tells you how courage and hardwork beats everything. All you have is some throwaway ridiculous line that tries to hard to be passionate but failed because there’s nothing to be manly about.

Rinse and repeat and this shit goes on for 20 or 30 episodes, depending on which source you listen to.

No matter how good a show becomes, it’s ridiculous that you need 30 episodes, 12 hours of your fucking life, 5 masturbation sessions for you to get there. I may have a lot of time but fuck me for having better things to do.

Now, I am entirely ok with the “it gets good later on” bullshit and always believe in it. Stein;Gate is the prime example of that where I have to sit through 13 episodes of  generic terrible character interactions where the plot moves nowhere and have no idea or promise of any decent payback, just because someone told me that it gets good after 13 episodes, which it did.

Though, I am still bitter that the first 13 episodes suck so bad and because of that, I wouldn’t even dare to recommend it to others because I know how ridiculous it sounds when you say that shit only gets good after 6+ hours. Actually fuck that, I am sure people would dig it and think that the first 13 episodes were awesome because they have no taste.

Hell, I even gave Gintama a chance and watched 30 episodes of that shit even though I didn’t even chuckle once, which leads me to believe that I would totally win the  “don’t laugh while we play this amusing clip”  competition because I didn’t laugh once with this supposedly best comedy of all time. I finally gave up on it because my friend told me that it only has like 20/250 good episodes and the first good episode appears during some ridiculous episode count like 58 or something.

My point is, “it gets better later on” works if it is under 14 episodes or in Gintama’s case, 1/8 of the show( as I heard that after episode 20, it only gets more and more awesome, which it doesn’t). Anymore than that and I would hate myself.

Believe it or not, I am so anal with watching anime that I pay so much attention that I would ask myself what did the characters say 5 mins ago. If I forgot that, I would rewind the show to refresh my memories even if the show is dull. If I don’t do that, there will be this nagging feeling of not really “completing” a show even though I don’t know what’s the fucking point in completion anyway.

In simpler terms, I can’t just blast through 30 episodes of trite bullshit while chilling out like others do.

Then there’s also another quirk of mine where I would notice sub that is just making shit up because I understand enough Japanese to get all anal when I find discrepancy. Then what did I do after noticing the discrepancy? I fucking rewind it to listen to the same dialog multiple times just to make sure. Make sure of what? What’s the point of doing that? I don’t know but there would be this nagging feeling if I don’t do that.

So GaoGaiGar is nearly impossible for me to hold on to until 30 episodes if I marathon it. I want to hold on because I know it would turn into hot blooded shit that I love but I would be just torturing myself if I do that.

So now I am treating GGG like how it really should be, a daily cartoon that runs for not more than 2 episodes per day. I am now interspersing GaoGaiGar with Patlabour TV where I would watch like 2 episodes of them one after another during a specific period of time like how it would be if I watch them on TV. Hopefully, that would make things more digestible and I can finally complete these two anime and move on with other stuff like Patlabour 2.

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This post was inspired by B Gata H Kei because whenever I visit any blog that has a review of it , I will hear the name,Yukarin blah blah something .  It seems like people are watching this show just because of her . Man , no wonder people can have such bad taste  because they actually choose a series to watch by looking at the Seiyuu cast list . One thing I learned about Seiyuu is that if a series has an all star Seiyuu  cast,  it will most likely be bad  aka Kampfer and Akane iro Somaru – series that no one will watch without those Seiyuu .

You seldom see me talking about Seiyuu because I really don’t know any of them . I just know Marina Inoue and Aya Hirano because they are good looking .  I don’t even know which show Nana Mizuki starred in . Oh , of course I know, a bunch of shitty cartoons . If you count the shitty to good ratio , you will find that Nana Mizuki actually starred in many shitty show . Why is that so? This is because anime company know that fan will eat up any shit just because she is in the cast . So rather than casting her in a good show that will gain profit even without her , why not cast her in risky niche shitty series  to lure in retards ? Though don’t take what I said too seriously because I am just bullshitting.

If you haven’t noticed yet , this post has no direction at all . So let’s rattle on how Seiyuu can’t sing . Sorry , I am wrong , they can sing. They  can sing shitty embarrassing cutesy songs that make your mama proud ! I will admit that God Knows is pretty cool but did you see Aya Hirano live? Beside her tonguebath I make you cum twice shirt , everything about that Haruhi concert is  forgettable . Actually, it is more like I wished I can forget it because the vocal suck  so much , I rather eat the rotten skunk asshole and drown in with beer or something .

Let’s talk about Kugimiya Rie . I know her because her voice is irritating . One of the main reason why I don’t like Taiga is due to her . I don’t get why people lined up a few years before her concert(? Talk? Press conference? Whatever.) just because she can repeat Urusai three times . I can repeat it ten times per 10 second and no one get head over heels  for me .

Next , let’s talk about err who else? Yui Horie maybe? Beside her being very creepy and  loved to act cute when she is a 30 something forever young old hag , I liked her because she can uguuu . Everyone knows uguu and make fun of it because making fun of uguu is very cool but do you know who materialise that catchphrase for you to make fun at? Yui Horie . Man , uguu is awesome , I don’t search for 86 times uguu youtube video  because uguu is awesome .

To end off , let’s talk about Yuko Goto or whoever voiced Mikuru(spelling?) from Haruhi . Haruhi is a pretty enjoyable show and I quite liked it . I might look like someone that really hate these kind of series but believe me , I don’t . I have Kanon 2006 as one of my favourite series so I couldn’t complain much . So yea , let’s get back to Mikuru’s seiyuu . At first I quite liked Mikuru because she has huge breast and I am deaf when I first started watching Haruhi . Then I watched Mizuiro and guessed what?  I totally stalled Haruhi Season 2 at episode 1 and promise myself not to watch any show that have her baby voice because she make me cry in pain . My ear became black in a instant because all the cells died when she speak . To think that I am wearing a earpiece then , man , I am so rad.

So like it had been long since the last update right? I have been thinking a lot of stuff recently , like the purpose of life, how philosophy is more of how to win in an argument rather than giving you answer to question and lots of stuff about issue such as gender roles and whatever. Then I gave up thinking and went to sleep because in my sleep , I can enter the Suikoden world and become the Suikoden hero .

Recently , I have been reading this Haruki Murakami’s book call “Wind up Bird Chronicle”. Actually , I have been reading it since like 1 month ago and is halfway finishing . You know , other than food , I consume everything very slowly .My reading time only consist of when I am in the toilet shitting or when I am transporting .Think of the nightmare I had especially reading when I am shitting . Some books describe the details such as inserting weird stuff into ass and how fucking painful it is so explicitly , I almost fainted a few times when I shit .

So yea , let’s talk about boobks today . Books are awesome because they help in regulating your sleep . That’s all.

Books is too wide a topic so let’s narrow it to light novel . I have read a few light novels , namely the whole of Twelve Kingdom , some GTO spinoff and such . Not a lot but enough . People always have this misunderstanding that light novel is actually very sophisticated and doesn’t have any cliché such as maid costume and such because it is a “novel” but they are wrong . Light novel is just anime in written form and have shit like Harem and whatsoever as well . Kanokon ,Inukami , Nogizaka Haruka , Shakugan no Shana , Zero no blah blah blah and Haruhi originated from light novel and with that , you should know that it isn’t anything like your usual novel . Of course , there are a few notable exception such as Kino no Tabi and Twelve Kingdom which are truly good and novel like , but they are just the few exception . The rest are just otaku pandering fare like your moe moe anime and such . Hell , lots of moe moe anime actually originated from light novel .

I am bullshitting in this part because I don’t really know the trend in Japan , but I bullshitted that light novel is actually worse in terms of pandering than manga because it gears more toward a more niche otaku crowd . Manga is more mainstream hence the pandering isn’t so excessive like with light novel scene . Of course , maybe it is just that most of the light novel here in Singapore are all the pandering type while in truth , in Japan , light novel is as mainstream and popular like manga then I have nothing to say except that I am wrong and you odd to hang me inside some oil pot and make me an oily man.

With that , I will end of this Rumbling Hearts section and wish everyone a happy birthday because I am sure that out of the million users that read this blog everyday , one of them bound to be born today . Oh , how I wished.

Anime is for nerds . We are all cool and dandy here that’s why we don’t talk about nerd stuff , we talk about popular things that we odd to do –  like traveling. So yea , let’s do the” Which Country Will You Like to Go” today!

Ha! You are wrong if you thought that I wanted to go to Japan . Going to Japan is useless , more so  if you go there for anime stuff . For one , I can’t even read Japanese , so what’s the use of going there ? Buy tons of hentai manga that I don’t understand ? I need subtitle for my hentai you know? That’s why the only thing that I can buy and understand is figurine, but only sissy boy play with those skimpy clothed figurine .No I am wrong , you can’t play with figurine ,you can only cum on them!

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