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I am about to recount a story of horror and fear, where truth will befall and the world will crumble.

Recently, I have been doing a lot of research on Piccolo but I dug too deep and went too far. I found the truth of the world and how Dragonball came before the Bible.

Now some crash courses. Akira is the boy who gained god like psychic powers while Toriyama is a bird mountain where bird humans reside during the proto-culture.  Sum up these two sacred names and you will get Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragonball. Coincidence? I don’t think so. From these clues, anybody can conclude that Akira Toriyama is the real descendant of sacred beings and held the ultimate prophecy in the form of cartoon drawing.

Now, let’s go in deeper. We all know that the Namekians don’t have a penis but do we really know the reason why? From my years of research where I held Akira Toriyama on custody from rapid haters and allowed him to explain to me the true meaning behind all the plot holes, I finally know the reason but I regretted as it nearly drove me towards insanity. However, being the one who knows the truth, I have to tell the world at large about the horrible origin of life relating to Piccolo.

The universe we are living in now is actually the continuity of the universe of Dragonball. 10000 years before the universe of Dragonball where Goku was born, the ancestor of Namekians, having the ability of god and the power of know it all knew that destruction will soon come. To minimize the sure to come catastrophe, they took some extreme measures and pass it down to their descendants.

Fast forward it to 10000 years later and we see Trunk  used the time machine to cross through time spaces. As we all know from Dragonball, every time frame has their own alternate dimension, this is why future events will not change even if you tried changing the past. In other words,a  new dimension will be created every time you use the time machine.However,little to we know that this simple theory leads the whole civilization of Dragonball towards destruction.

One day, Trunk took the time machine back to the past. During his journey, his bladder was full but there are no toilets inside the time machine. Unbearable, he zip off his pants and stand outside his time machine for a pee while it travels. At the same time, the time machine just happen to cross the boundary of the dimension to the next alternate dimension,  resulting in the pee crossing over two different dimensions.

How can one pee exist in two different dimensions while being the same pee? What will happen when one sane pee crosses between the dimension resulting in to half a pee in this dimension while the other half in another one?  That’s right, destruction came because one pee cannot be separated into two dimensions.

Floods and meteorites came down to earth and the extreme measures done by the ancestor of Namekian are finally brought to life. The detail of the extreme measure is that the ancestor of Namekians cut off their penises, resulting in their descendants having no penises. Why did they do that you asked? Now, we all know that penis is full of sperm because the primary function of a penis is to transfer them. We also know that Namekians can spit out eggs whenever they want. So what if we poke holes to the penis and the Namekians blew eggs into it? Ah ha, the eggs and sperms will merge and form embryo. These formations of embryos will result in babies. When embryos are form and babies are born, it will form a wondrous shrieking sound that will minimize the catastrophe caused by Trunk’s pee like how Peruvian music make huge hamsters go to sleep. These penises are of course what you called Piccolo.

When the catastrophe strikes, all the Namekians held up the penises passed down by their ancestors. They blew them for days after days until all the  catastrophe went to a halt. They blew it so hard, the Piccolo turned brown. After 9 years of doing these blow jobs non stop, the universe was finally safe but every beings were killed by the catastrophe. The Namekians fell as well and everybody die.

Then the dinosaurs came and died, the ice age came and went and it’s now our time where the only things left behind during the Dragonball universe were the Piccolos from billions of years ago. Archaeologist, Jackie Chan found the left behind Piccolos somewhere near Italy and the rest is history. Many years after that, the sacred beings, Akira Toriyma was born and wrote  the facts and concepts of Piccolo and Namekians in the form of cartoon drawing. People are blinded by the plot holes and failed to see the real messages of truth and life behind it until I was born to decipher it. So now here I am, sharing these scary truths about life to all you readers out there because I was born with this task of forcing bulls to have their bowel movements so people will be educated and understand the real origin of life via well researched scientific facts.

So,who am I? I am CEK, Christophroical Egerian Kendeyrrial.

This is a magnified view inside a Piccolo.

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About a month ago, I was wary about the degeneration of my physical strength when I gone out of breath after 5 second of sprinting. Yea, you heard that right, 5 fucking second. Not being able to believe that I have become so weak, I tried playing a game of basketball with my friends and holy shit! My whole body ached and I couldn’t even stand straight after 1 min of casual play. It’s so scary that I forced myself to train every single day since 1 week ago. Now my body is back to an ok condition where I can at least sprint non stop for 1min plus. I also can play basketball non stop for 35mins at least.Not too good but  it’s a result akin to what my stamina used to be.

However, those results of sprinting and basketball are just  deceptions of recovered strength. When you start using a more accurate and undeniable metric to test your strength,  you will know the horror of how weak you actually are.

About one week ago, I started to jog around my house for 10 minutes. Being the first session, it’s of course difficult and tiring . However, for the subsequent jogs, I started to increase the time to 12 min then add a min to it every single passing day. So I have been jogging for 15mins a day since three days ago. The subsequent jogging sessions were a breeze compared to the first run and that made me believe that I have regained my strength. Then a horrible thing happened.

I used 20minutes to finish a 2.4km run.

Thunder claps and the earth shaken. What the frigging hell happen? 20 minutes for 2.4km is the result of the weakest among the weakest who walk for the whole run! So how the hell did an average 60kg guy who can run 2.4km within 13mins without training 2 years ago degraded to such extend? It’s not like 13 mins is a fantastic result but compare that to 20mins? What the hell is that?

It’s so shocking to find yourself so slow when you thought that you are quite fast with your pace. So when I found out that I used 20mins for a run, I pretty much gave up because I know I am doing it wrong. Having past experience, 1 whole week of training should make a difference, so when the result is not apparent, it just means that you are wasting your energy. So now instead of training recklessly, I decided to take the approach of watching more sport anime to motivate myself to train like how they do. If not, then I can just go to sleep everyday while dreaming that I could actually run very fast . Watching a lot of anime should help in facilitating such dream because dreams are no more than faint and fantastic reflections of our waking experience.

In other words, anime solves everything, including global warming.

Cheers!

Spiral energy , contain boobie robot and polygon man  .

This is the profile page for famed director of Dark Love and Princess 69 Midnight Gymnastic in My Anime List . People who pay attention in their Contemporary Japanese  Literature class will know why this page is a comedy gold.

MAN! If you don’t know yet , I am your biggest K fucking on fan ever!!! EVER I SAID!! I buy Mio’s Dakimura and fuck her(it?) everyday , spreading my man juice all over her because that is my testament of LOVE! I also buy her figure and and lick her plastic underwear because licking is true love and my true love is Mio . Defiling your favourite character by buying and promoting merchandising of sexual gratification plastic doll and bolster cover is  the epitome of love . Spreading your man juice all over them is a step higher and I do that everyday , that’s why my love is the epitome of epitome . HA! Celebrating her birthday is weak and superficial , only spreading your man juice all over her product is what you called true love , the beautiful combination that reaches the highest spiritual of enlightenment .

So I am very excited about its season 2 being air this April because that  only mean that they will produce more variation of Mio Dakimura for me to do more dirty thing to test my love . Also , the episode 14 ova is the best thing ever, I anticipated it so much , I only know that it is out recently . I haven’t watch it yet but I know it will be the best because Mio’s Dakimura is really fuckable . In other word , I love K-on and  fuck their dakimura so much , I don’t have time to watch episode 14 and that is how strong my love is . I think I will be too busy with their dakimura for season 2 as well .

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Man ! Tatoeba is the best Japanese word.

Ps: Can anyone help me make a clean animated gif of that segment without any sub with bluray quality?

It is ok to fuckup Kyo because he is gay .It is ok to fuckup Mai because she is meant to be fuck . However, it is definitely not ok to fuckup Terry Bogard , the most awesome , coolest and ever young fighter , but they did .

You know what they should do? They should get rid of all the male fighters and only starred the female fighters , use the same storyline of teleporting to the other dimension , the dimension of no men . In that dimension , there is  this crystal that turn everyone into big breast girl even if they are loli . Then all the fighters will fight till their clothes rip off and the winner will get the chance to have teleport back to their real world while pertaining their huge breast . The winner  will  recieve an artificial  bukakke bath  that will melt her back to her own world , end of story . For the rest that are left in the world , half of them will turn into futanari due to nature instinct , they need to breed to survive in that world with no men .

With characters like Mai , Mature , Blue Mary , Vice , Angel ,Kula , Athena , Yuri  , King , Leona , Whip , Shermie and err Vanessa , it is possible. Since American movie adaptation love to fuck around ,they might as well throw in some Street Fighter’s girls like Elena , Chun Li , Cammy and Sakura , DOA old cast can come in too . This sure win formula will definitely made the most epic movie that dwell onto the subculture of cosplay . With so much depth and substance , it will definitely gain rave reviews and 100% fresh potatoes . This  will also help them to  gain the name that they should earn , The King of Fucker .

No man , I don’t care , I watch every anime in rmvb nowadays anyway . You don’t know about QUALITY until you see those fabulous rmvb encoding  from our china best friend . However , do I care? Small file size> quality  any day man . I rather watch more anime with lesser quality rather than lesser anime with more quality . Only faggots care about quality .  There aren’t any anime that worth 300mb per episode nowadays anyway .

But oh hard disk space is so cheap nowadays , $200 and you can buy one terrabyte , it is so CHEAP ! MY FOOT! US 150 is my $370 and do you know that I can last 3 months with that amount of money? Do you know that if I take the alternative of rmvb , I can save that $360 ? I know US are rich because they are us and all of them pay for their crunchyroll and have 264 times more nuke than anybody else. Therefore they shouldn’t take the cheapo alternative of fansub and scanlation and just pump in more  money for anime so that Japan can create more quality anime. European also . Then I can download more rmvb and watch it for free .

Now , after knowing all that , you should move your fatty hand and donate  US150 to Kyoani then move your fatty legs and write them letters telling them that they suck and please produce better anime with their awesome animation  and stop with all those K-on and endless eight . No one will care about Haruhi and Mio after this year anyway. Only faggots does because they are no one .

Also , don’t donate to Shaft . Otherwise , they will produce more and more photoshop filter , so much so that it lost its novelty and became a cliche , in other words , not cool at all . You need to restrain their budget so that they have to think of more artistic yet static photoshop filter to cut cost . Also , lesss budget means lesser series , lesser series means lesser photoshop filter . This helps to make those photoshop filter stayed cool because it will still considered unique  .

Otherwise , you need to buy lots and lots of great manga and vote for them in shonen jump Japan so that they won’t be canceled suddenly. However , you must practice restrain in order not to make those manga another naruto or bleach .

Lesson of the day , if you saved your US150 , you can make a different for anime and manga . One US 150 may seems little , but 10 million US150 will result in a hefty sum of money .  With that , you can save 10 million one terrabyte hard disk and helps  to reform the shitty anime season this year!!!! BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVE IN THE YOU! MINNA NO PEACE ALL RIGHT , LOVE AND ROCK BLAH BLAH OK . UTA WATEVR SONG FOR YOU . LOVE AND PEASU ROCKED MY SONG!

Oh , read the tags as well please , they are as awesome as the fabulous Ayakashi anime created by studio kids . Never heard before? That’s why it is awesome .

Now ,I know I am really late to this if Yuuki is dead or not game , but it never crossed my mind that he may be dead .I just thought that Mari is just worried about her family . However , there is some speculation that people come up with due to some hint in episode 8 . I re watch part of it and those hints might be true! The dream sequence might not be a dream at all . Mirai might just be in denial !

Now I won’t say what those hints are because it is more fun if you pick it up yourself , even though I didn’t . I blame that in accepting what the show offered me and not thinking too much about it , in other words , I suck at speculating . Maybe that’s why I don’t like higurashi huh? Because I don’t care to speculate its mystery. Part of it is due to Kindachi though , because I failed so hard in speculating Kindaichi case , I totally give it up and just let the show give me the answer . Oh and Kindaichi is the best detective show , everyone should watch it .

Now with that in mind , I should put more thoughts in watching anime and speculate the shit out of it .

Getting back to TM8.0 . If it is really like what others had said , then the great episode 8 will just became a masterpiece due to this clever subtle element . I am ok with both ways , but I lean towards the Yuuki dying though , bittersweet ending is always good … … not. Now I am in a dilemma , I don’t know if I want him to die or not .

The last post is quite good so I decided not to edit it , but now , let me be serious for once and state my top 10 shoujo!!

First up Kazuki from Getbackers!
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Omg , just look at her , isn’t she gorgeous? Not only is she pretty , she is also a great fighter that uses weapon that spelt women ! Now just look at her face , the tenderness , the beautiful and flawless complexion just make you want to fap to it . Look at that slender body , that fabulous flat chest ,and those beautiful hairs . How can one not like her ? Now let us look at her hip and see her…….(!) HEY ! Wait !! Why is there a bulge there? WHy does her voice sounds like a man? Why does she have a PENIS!!!! Are you telling me that she is a MAN!!??? WTF WTF WTF , gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . I hate him now .
Fuck Kazuki , let’s us go on to the next character.

Second up ,Shigeru Kanmuri from Yakitate Japan.
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She is that hot pink hair girl below . Now , I always dig pink hair girl , especially pink hair girl that know how to bake bread using food science . We all know that bread is art and only great intelligent girl like her can craft out the most beautiful bread . I love bread and pink hair girl , so she is like the best waifu material for me . Also , look at her fantastic figure and face , she look so cute together with Azuma , dawwwwwwwwww.Her voice sounds wonderful too , thanks to Marina Inoue . Omg such a wonderful character .

Oh , in volume 8 of that manga, that Afro guy made a comment about him … … wait ??!! Him??? This is why I hate tongli , they sucks at translation , how can they make such a huge mistake and can’t differentiate him from her? It is so obvious that she will be the best couple with Azuma .

Ah ha , this is more like it , people are now commenting about him being a clever boy , simply delicious ! Also they finally spelt “her” correctly … … WAIT!!!!! BOY?!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF , gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . Boy with pink hair??! WTF , now I hate him .

I gave up! All the girls I like are boy.

IWICSYI

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